swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

youre-a-winchester-sammy:

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

Am I the only one that would be passed if this was my sculptures

harrypies:

Interviewer: “Who is the MOST sensible?”

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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