there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
This is true art right here.
Humans are great
Am I the only one that would be passed if this was my sculptures
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call